REWRITTEN HYMNS

I have written a "hymnal", Gawdawful Hymns, a collection of hymns which I have rewritten as parodies. I have posted seven hymns that I have parodied below. These are seven that do not appear in the "hymnal" for one reason or another, so you can just have them "for free", but they give you a few samples of the kinds of songs you will get to enjoy if you buy the book.

Lot Liked to Play
Victory In Jesus
That Ain't So Smart
They Fib!
Great Is Thy Hatefulness
Jesus Is So Lonely
I'd Rather Have Jesus

MY OWN MUSIC

There is not always a clear distinction between a song that is for fun and one that is serious. Many of my fun songs have serious message behind them, and many of my serious songs have something humorous or fun in them. I have done my best to categorize them into the category that they fit best. I have "thrown caution to the wind" and posted these songs with the musical scores, so if you are a musician, have fun! I have also posted an audio link to a recording of the music. (These are not "professional quality" recordings, but will allow you to hear what the tune sounds like.)

FUN STUFF
Age of Communication   (Recording)
The Broken Human Race   (Recording)
Call Him Vile Names   (Recording)
Charlie Ziggy   (Recording)
Come Back, Sun!   (Recording)
Come to Earth!   (Recording)
Damned Old Bugs!   (Recording)
Dihydrogen Monoxide   (Recording)
A Dog, A Dog   (Recording)
Getting Old Is Such a Drag   (Recording)
He Goes Sneeze, Sneeze, Sneeze   (Recording)
How Much Wood   (Recording)
The Humbug Song   (Recording)
I Can't Think Of Anything   (Recording)
A Jolly Songwriter   (Recording)
Judah! Tamar!   (Recording)
Life Goes On   (Recording)
Moving Along, Singing My Song   (Recording)
National Prayer Breakfast   (Recording)
Nothing   (Recording)
Oh, Viruses! Oh, Viruses!   (Recording)
Oh Yes, She Loves Me   (Recording)
Old Josh Parker   (Recording)
On Judgment Day   (Recording)
Orange Rhyme   (Recording)
Recombobulation   (Recording)
Robo Brandi   (Recording)
Roll Out the Millions   (Recording)
Seventy-Nine Octillion   (Recording)
Tailgater   (Recording)
To Swim, To Swim   (Recording)
Waiting on Hold   (Recording)
Why Won't My Bread Rise?   (Recording)
Write Those Memoirs Down   (Recording)
X-Mas! X-mas! X-mas!   (Recording)

SERIOUS STUFF
Alone In the Midst of the Crowd   (Recording)
Break Away!   (Recording)
Building A New Way (Version 1)   (Recording) Unitarian Universalist hymn set to my own music
Building A New Way (Version 2)   (Recording) Unitarian Universalist hymn set to my own music
Columbus! Columbus!   (Recording)
Daddy, Won't You Smile For Me?   (Recording)
Day of Foreboding   (Recording)
Don't Worry! Be Happy!   (Recording)
Drop, Drop (Recording)
Eight Billion People   (Recording)
Extinction Is Forever   (Recording)
From the Threat and Use of Force We Shall Refrain   (Recording)
Give Me Power!   (Recording)
Go Back, Putin!   (Recording)
My version of Hard Out Here for a Pimp   (Recording), Can be sung to my version or can be sung/rapped to original music.
Help Your Neighbor   (Recording)
Hydrogen Is Number One!   (Recording)
I Want More!   (Recording)
Is This Any Way to Run a Democracy?   (Recording)
It's Not My Job   (Recording)
Just One More Bomb!   (Recording)
Just Send Them Away   (Recording)
Listen Up!   (Recording)
The Man He Killed   (Recording) Thomas Hardy's famous poem set to music
No More Slaves!   (Recording)
Oh, Why do! Oh, Why Do!   (Recording)
Ranked Choice Voting   (Recording)
Reach Out   (Recording)
Reason to Give Thanks   (Recording)
Shame and Horror   (Recording)
She's a Sister   (Recording)
Ships in the Desert   (Recording)
So Long, Democracy!   (Recording)
Solstice Song   (Recording)
Somebody's Daughter   (Recording)
Speak To Me   (Recording)
Throw Out The Garbage   (Recording)
Time   (Recording)
Toxic Piles   (Recording)
Warmer!   (Recording)
Watch Out, Girl!   (Recording)
The Water Song   (Recording)
What Will You Leave?   (Recording)
Will the World Be a Better Place?   (Recording)
Worth and Dignity   (Recording)

I had a number of songs about abortion that I had put up at one of my websites, but I have taken them down. If you wish to know why, you may have reference to my website: Prolife -- Not!