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LUNCH (EXACTLY) AT NOON

I met this very attractive (blonde, if that might be significant) woman and asked her out. She preferred to communicate by e-mail, and so we set about trying to establish a time when we would "go to lunch". We were talking about doing so on the following Monday. The problem was that she never knew when she would be taking lunch. I explained that there was no problem, that I could just be in that area of town on Monday and she could simply call me on my cell phone when she was ready for lunch.

She e-mailed me back, "Do you have to eat lunch exactly at noon?"