OPEN UP, NOW

I was having problems with my hands and arms and was referred by my primary care physician to a pain specialist. After some running around, I finally found my way to the specialist's office, parked the car, and headed toward the door, which turned out to be an automatic one. The problem is that the door opens outwards. Not only that, but there is an electric eye placed exactly one doorswing away from the doors, so that when you cross the electric eye the door automatically opens up and attempts to bang you in the face.

I figured they must have put that door in just for me. I have always noticed that, similar to taking a car to the garage and having it suddenly start to run perfectly, I always seemed to arrive at my doctor's office on days when I am feeling unusually well. This door obviously was built to remedy that situation.