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WHERE IS THAT NEWS?

I went into my local bookstore looking for a science fiction magazine to read. I quickly located the section labeled "Newsstand" in which I found a bit dazzling array of magazines of all ilks, including crossword magazines, sports magazines, automotive magazines, gossip magazines, "girly" magazines, and, what I was looking for, Asimov's Science Fiction magazine. I then decided to look for a copy of the day's newspaper. Hunting all through the "Newsstand" section I was unable to locate any newspapers, so I went to the information desk to ask. Sure enough, they were kept in another part of the store!