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I was a little concerned when I signed up with my new cell phone service. Their advertisements always tell about the wonderfully clear connections that you get, so that there won't be any problem understanding clearly what the person at the other end is saying. I was worried that, in order to provide such wonderfully clear connections, the company would simply not make the connection if a call was coming through in any less than clear fashion, and that, therefore, I would end up missing many of my calls. Not to worry though, my phone calls come through just as fuzzy and garbled with this company as they did with any other!