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I received an offer from one of my credit card companies giving me the opportunity to earn a certificate for free gasoline around the Christmas holidays. It was easy to do -- just purchase a minimum amount using my credit card during the months of November and December. How much? A mere $3500!

(If you don't get the humor here, then you are definitely in a different economic category than I!)